Salad? Spritzer? What? I know, I know, this isn't the ideal tailgating food you've come to love watching Pigskin Gourmet. Trust us, it's very good. Plus, it's a man salad. Bacon, steak, goat cheese. Okay, maybe goat cheese isn't really manly but it is an important part of what makes this salad worthy of the Pigskin Gourmet treatment.
As far as the Cucumber Lemonade Spritzer, if it doesn't sound manly just drop the spritzer, add some Gin, maraschino cherry and call it a Cucumber Lemonade Collins.